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Fast Turnaround
Your portrait beams out of the Shlorpian lab in 3–5 business days. In a rush? Hit Mega Fast Delivery and I’ll portal it to you in just 48 hours!
Unlimited Revision
Need your portrait zapped again? Don’t panic—just say the word and I’ll keep adjusting until it hits intergalactic perfection.
Land your own custom Solar Opposites portrait and embrace the chaos! Go full alien with antennae and blasters, pose in front of your favorite Earth junk Terry would hoard, or get zapped mid-portal jump. We can even drop the whole Shlorpian crew into your scene, plus the Pupa munching on random stuff, at no extra charge—it’s totally out of this world.


Ordering in 3 Simple Steps!
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Select the number of person/pets to include and add any notes for me to follow.
Upload
Upload the pictures and pay through your preferred payment method.
Sending!
I will send the result to your email in a few days.
You’ll get a high-resolution digital cartoon portrait based on your preferences. Once it’s done, I’ll send it straight to your email from custom.art.capital@gmail.com so keep an eye on your inbox (and maybe your spam folder, just in case!). It only takes a few days, and boom—your custom portrait is ready!
Of course not—Korvo panicking, Jesse cheering, Terry in a wild Earth outfit, Yumyulack shrinking someone, or even the Pupa can drop by—just let me know who, and they’ll be in your portrait for free.
Absolutely! You’re welcome to request anything—outfits, poses, tattoos, accessories, or even fun text—free of charge. If you’d like to add a vehicle, you can count it as one person in your order. Just be sure to leave me a special note for it!
You bet! If you’d like a background that’s different from the options listed, feel free to add the Custom Background extra to your order. You can upload a reference or describe the kind of background you have in mind, and I’ll bring it to life just for you!
Easy! I can print your portrait in a range of sizes and types, then ship it straight to you. Just add the Print Service listing into your order and I’ll handle the rest! You can check out HERE.
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Step into the chaos with a Solar Opposites custom portrait—the ultimate way to make yourself a family portrait that’s anything but ordinary. Whether you want a custom portrait, a custom cartoon portrait, or quirky personalized art, we’ll turn picture into a wild Shlorpian scene where you’re the star. Perfect as a personalized gift for any occasion—Christmas, Valentine, Father’s Day, Mother’s Day, weddings, birthdays, or anniversaries—each portraits capture your vibe in the most hilariously alien way possible. From couple designs to full squad chaos, think of it as your own intergalactic character maker.